Monday, October 1, 2007

Poetry From A Warped Mind

Oh the guy that she left me for was from the Rotor Rooter, and the memory of her leaving caused
me pain.
But if I had a gun ya know, I could not even shoot her, cause the memory of our love's gone down the drain.
I remember the night she left me, I was in Jamaica, and the goodbye note that she up and wrote
twas on single ply toilet paper.
When I got the bad news, I did sit and pine, cause with single ply toilet paper you can't read between the lines.
The note that she wrote really got my goat, I mean she had her gall, cause the goodbye note that she up and wrote was writ on the bathroom wall.
It said, roses are red dear, violets are blue, and I'm gonna flush you outta my mind just as soon as I get through.
Oh the guy that she left me for..........

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